So yesterday, thanks to rain and traffic, I ran out of audio book during my commute. I was, tragically, reduced to listening to drive-time radio. You know something’s out of whack when you voluntarily channel surf to Radio Disney because, you know, they might be playing something better.
And is it possible for a station to play a block of Tom Petty songs and NOT include Free Fallin’?
I didn’t think so. That song always makes me think of the movie Jerry McGuire (“You had me at hello.”), which makes me think of Tom Cruise. Then I think of Tom Cruise jumping all over Oprah’s couch like a maniac, like a crazy person, enthusiastically.
But I digress. One station is sponsoring a “50K every workday” contest. So, did I hear this and think:
“Wow. 50,000 dollars. That’s a lot of money.”
No. I did not. Sad to say, the first thought that crossed my mind was:
“Wha–? They’re giving away 50,000 words?”
I’m not making this up. Besides, they could give away 50,000 words. After all, there are all those NaNoWriMo novels out there.
Writing Wrongs 
Um… Okay… so, I have to admit I thought the same thing. Actually, it was along the lines of: they’re challenging their listeners to collaborate and create 50,000 words every day? Cool!
And then I read the rest of your post about $$ and realized it wasn’t words. I was oddly disappointed.
Program your radio for such an emergency to:
1. 91.1 FM MPR news & talk
2. 89.3 FM The Currant Urban music, talk
3. 99.5 Classical music
NO commercials on any of these stations.
Okay… I think you need a break. Date night with Bob, or a trip to see your Mom or sis or SOMETHING. 😉
LOL! That is too funny…::sheepishly admits:: it was my first thought, too!
And yes, I’ve been known to turn on Radio Disney because I’ve got a significantly better chance of not hearing garbage over there than on some of the other local stations.
Okay, words was my first thought, too!!
Oh, you’re right… only a writer would come up with this!