Bloganuary: What language do you wish you could speak?
Sigh. I wish I could speak the ones I’ve actually studied.
Over the years, I’ve studied German, Russian (my college major), a smattering of French (high school), and even a little Swedish.
But studying languages does not mean they can come out of my mouth. While stationed in Germany, I even took a beginning Russian class taught at the German equivalent of a community center.
Fortunately, the instructor also spoke English, which was handy for when I got stuck, which I invariably did. Two foreign languages at once? I don’t think my brain has hurt so much before or since.
I never had any issues with reading in a foreign language. My listening comprehension was adequate. Ask me to talk?
Then, it’s all over.
I visited Russia near the end of my tour overseas. When I returned to Germany, every time I attempted German, it came out as a strange mishmash of Russian and German. It was so bad that the locals looked alarmed every time I spoke.
Even ordering dinner was fraught.
So there you have it. I would dearly love to speak a foreign language.