Overhead: the backseat
After much tearing of trading card wrapper:
Kyra: Oh! So beautiful! Mama loves you!
What, you may ask, can inspire such devotion? I give you Brisi, from Bella Sara:
Bella Sara = My Little Pony on steroids
Overheard: Perkins
Customer: Could we get some cutlery?
Waitress: What?
Customer: Cutlery.
Waitress (shaking head): What?
Customer (mimicking cutting with knife and fork): Cutlery.
Waitress: Oh! You want silverware.
Waitress (returning a few moments later): Here you go. What was that word again?
Customer: Cutlery.
Waitress: I’ve never heard anyone use that word around here before.
Customer: Oh, we’re from Canada.
Waitress: Well, that probably explains it.
Moral: Watch out for those linguistically tricky Canadians.