When you’re seven, they throw a Renaissance Fair for you. See?
Your brother can shoot a crossbow there, and you both can ride an elephant. See?
When you are seven, you leave the fair with a good deal of loot, including a lucky star charm and a dragon pet. See?
When you’re seven, your brother with his own money (and a coupon) sponsor your Build-a-Bear trip. See?
As you can see, it’s good to be seven.