Dear student drivers:
Yes, I know it snowed yesterday. Please note that MNDot did an excellent job in removing the snow from the highways. That being said, it really shouldn’t take me forty minutes to drive five miles.
Could we all drive like we’ve been living in Minnesota for more than two months?
Kthxbye.
Writing Wrongs 
Ugh. The same thing happens in Maine! At the beginning of every winter it’s as though people just moved up from Florida.
Yeah! What is it with bad weather and dumb drivers? The first rain here and all the idiots decide to get behind the wheel.
Grrrrrr.