Yesterday, the marvelous Miss B played the following April Fool’s Day jokes on me:
- Mommy, I’m stuck in the toilet! (She wasn’t.)
- There’s a mummy in your closet! (There wasn’t.)
- There’s a salmon fish on your head! (Again, there wasn’t, but she wouldn’t say, “April Fools!” until I actually reached up and patted my head.)
Then she went and short-sheeted Andrew’s bed.
In other news, Darcy and I may end up the biggest April Fools. Over on the Geek Girl site, we’ve taken on Twilight, in the epic battle of Mr. Darcy versus Edward Cullen. In haiku. I know. We’re living on the edge.