Let’s eavesdrop on their conversation, shall we?
Mom: How was your day? Can you do a recycle and garbage chore?
Son: my head aches, i have to pee, and i’m still on the bus
Mom: You can still do your chore.
Son: ok *sigh*
Let’s eavesdrop on their conversation, shall we?
Mom: How was your day? Can you do a recycle and garbage chore?
Son: my head aches, i have to pee, and i’m still on the bus
Mom: You can still do your chore.
Son: ok *sigh*
Note: I’ve made this a sticky post. It will be up for the next week or so. Scroll down to see new entries.
After a fair bit of work, and one epic freak out, we’re doing it. Darcy and I are launching The Geek Girl’s Guide website. As of today, we’re open. Come on by and let us know what you think.
To celebrate, we’re offering a free YA online read and the chance to win a $10.00 Starbucks giftcard (read the story to find out why).

Speechless, a YA short story about what happens when you stay quiet–and what happens when you don’t.
Between March 7, 2009 and Wednesday, March 18, 2009, enter to win a $10.00 Starbucks gift card.
Somewhere in one of the six segments of Speechless is a question for you to answer (don’t worry, it’s pretty obvious). Once you find the question, post the answer in our Speechless Guestbook.
We’ll draw one lucky winner from the entrants and post the results on the Speechless main page and The Geek Girl’s Guide on March 19th.
Good luck!
This one is going around the net and Facebook. Here’s Andrew’s (12) and Kyra’s (6) take on it. I interviewed them separately because I knew Kyra would be influenced by Andrew’s answers.
1. What is something mom always says to you?
Andrew: Doh-bai and Where’s my .jar file (I realize these make no sense; see question four.)
Kyra: Don’t watch TV.
2. What makes mom happy?
Andrew: Chocolate
Kyra: Me cleaning the house.
3. What makes mom sad?
Andrew: Me tearing up the bed.
Kyra: Andrew not taking showers.
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Andrew: Saying something completely random and weird.
Kyra: Watching shows that are funny.
5. What was your mom like as a child?
Andrew: A geek.
Kyra: Mama had long hair.
6. How old is your mom?
Andrew: 43
Kyra: 43
7. How tall is your mom?
Andrew: about five feet and a half.
Kyra: 2 inches.
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Andrew: type
Kyra: write books and read books
9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
Andrew: type
Kyra: Exercise
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Andrew: publishing a book (and typing)
Kyra: a book
11. What is your mom really good at?
Andrew: typing
Kyra: typing
12. What is your mom not very good at?
Andrew: Video games
Kyra: coloring
13. What does your mom do for her job?
Andrew: work with computers, do files
Kyra: write books and do bills and try making her book better
14. What is your mom’s favorite food?
Andrew: dirty spaghetti (pesto) and a salad
Kyra: pears
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Andrew: you’re an author
Kyra: she helps me with things that I can’t do.
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Andrew: Bugs Bunny
Kyra: Blossom from the Power Puff Girls
17. What do you and your mom do together?
Andrew: go places
Kyra: read together, cook together, clean together, and stay together
18. How are you and your mom the same?
Andrew: The same hair color
Kyra: we have brown hair
19. How are you and your mom different?
Andrew: You’re my mom and you’re a girl.
Kyra: you’re the mom and I’m the baby.
20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Andrew: you get me stuff for my birthday
Kyra: because she cares for me.
21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
Andrew: Fancy hotels
Kyra: Cancun
Ha. The magical, mystical, way-too-long sentence. It was part of an assignment where we were given a laundry list of short sentences (He wore a shirt. The shirt was frayed.) about an individual that we had to work into a single sentence.
I don’t feel right about sharing the entire list, but there were sixteen items to work into the sentence. Most of my classmates managed to do that in far fewer words than I did.
Still, I think I had more fun. So here it is, in all it’s 106-word, longwinded glory.
The man stood, gnarled, emaciated fingers clutching a sign held high above his head, the frayed cuffs of his shirt poked from the sleeves of his suit coat jacket, its material shiny with wear, the stubble on his jaw cast his mouth in shadow, but his forehead shone with sweat, while the sign’s letters, a single word–PEACE–appeared penned by someone very young or someone very old, and on all those hot afternoons that August, he held the sign high, only lowering it when the traffic thinned, the rush of blood to his hands making the skin pink and–for a moment–like a child’s.
One that makes you miss your stop on the way home from school.
This is what happened to Andrew yesterday. He was reading on the bus ride home and didn’t notice his stop had come up. Fortunately, on this part of the route, the bus does a loop, so he rode back a spot that was only a block away from his usual drop off.
I bet you want to know what book he was reading.
We’ve been having some good conversations about it too. Or almost conversations, because some of my answers are: “You have to keep reading.”
He did ask me why Haymitch was drunk a good deal of the time. I told him that if he reached the end of the book and he still didn’t understand, we’d talk about it. Actually, I think it makes a good discussion topic.
And if you haven’t guess, I really enjoyed The Hunger Games. I thought Andrew would really like it, too. The book fits his “girl books that boys would like” category, which is also something he’s been urging me to write.
I’m thinking about it.
I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
A three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath a vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
Has quietly come waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
And with a wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
And love for me has been renewed.
~ The Square Root of Three by David Feinberg
I just wrote a 106-word sentence. No, I’m not kidding, and no, it’s not going in my YA novel either.
I’m taking a class called masterful sentences, and let me tell you, it’s exhausting to write a 106-word sentence. And as a bonus, Word doesn’t even think it’s a sentence fragment. Of course, we all know how good Word is at grammar. Hey, you, over there! Stop snickering.
Here’s today’s search:
retro homecoming dresses
You didn’t really think I’d leave Camy in that hoop skirt, did you?
Recovery mode: on!
Snark mode: off (mostly)
Health: improving
Word count: better, if only by 600 words
Goal: 500 words/day or 2,500/week
The above is my post for JaNo this month. My only post for JaNo this month. I am beyond the prodigal daughter at this point as far as that’s concerned. But! No one’s cut off my access, so I decided to post over there as well.
This post also marks my 300th post on WordPress. Ah, WordPress, how I love you. You’re a blogging platform! You’re a website! You’re lunch!
And we (as in Darcy and I) hope that very soon, we’ll be giving you more WordPress goodness–but it’s all super secret double probation at this point. But stay tuned …
Now that everyone here can go to school/work, pay attention to/be aware of their surroundings, we’ll be in catch-up mode too. I even went to the grocery story yesterday. I walked around kind of dazed, sort of like I was a Muscovite GUM shopper circa 1984 who was suddenly transported to the glories of the decadent west.
It was great.
Now, off to visit my heroine where I left her, which was in a very large hoop skirt with lots of ruffles.
I searched around to see if I could find the source of this BBC list. Its origins, like much on the Internet, are murky and mysterious. I found a list that was almost, but not quite, the same. Anyway, apparently the BBC assumes most people will have only read 6 of the 100 books on the list. This seems odd to me. “Most people” as in “most people who don’t read?” “Most people who live under a rock?”
Clarity, BBC. Clarity.
Instructions:
1) Bold those you have read.
2) Star the ones you loved.*
3) Italicize those you plan on reading.
4) (my addition) Underline those you have partially read (series) or gave the OCT (Old College Try)
001 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen*
002 The Lord of the Rings– JRR Tolkien
003 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte*
004 Harry Potter series– JK Rowling
005 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee*
006 The Bible
007 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
008 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell*
009 His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
010 Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
011 Little Women – Louisa M Alcott*
012 Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
013 Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
014 Complete Works of Shakespeare (How about the incomplete works of Shakespeare?)
015 Rebecca– Daphne Du Maurier*
016 The Hobbit– JRR Tolkien
017 Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
018 Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
019 The Time Traveller’s Wife– Audrey Niffenegger*
020 Middlemarch – George Eliot
021 Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
022 The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald*
023 Bleak House – Charles Dickens
024 War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
025 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams*
026 Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
027 Crime and Punishment– Fyodor Dostoyevsky OTC-I tried, and tried to read this
028 Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
029 Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll*
030 The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
031 Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
032 David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
033 Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis*
034 Emma – Jane Austen
035 Persuasion – Jane Austen
036 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis* (Didn’t we cover Narnia? Never mind.)
037 The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
038 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Berniere
039 Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
040 Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
041 Animal Farm – George Orwell
042 The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown up to page 79, then I stopped.
043 One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
044 A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
045 The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
046 Anne of Green Gables– LM Montgomery*
047 Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
048 The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
049 Lord of the Flies – William Golding
050 Atonement – Ian McEwan
051 Life of Pi – Yann Martel
052 Dune – Frank Herbert
053 Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons I made it halfway through.
054 Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
055 A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
056 The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
057 A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
058 Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
059 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
060 Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
061 Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
062 Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
063 The Secret History – Donna Tartt
064 The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
065 Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
066 On The Road – Jack Kerouac
067 Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
068 Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding
069 Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
070 Moby Dick – Herman Melville
071 Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
072 Dracula – Bram Stoker
073 The Secret Garden– Frances Hodgson Burnett*
074 Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson
075 Ulysses – James Joyce
076 The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
077 Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
078 Germinal – Emile Zola
079 Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
080 Possession– AS Byatt I have this book, somewhere.
081 A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
082 Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
083 The Color Purple – Alice Walker
084 The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
085 Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
086 A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
087 Charlotte’s Web – EB White
088 The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
089 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
090 The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
091 Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
092 The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
093 The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
094 Watership Down – Richard Adams
095 A Confederacy of Dunces– John Kennedy Toole
096 A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
097 The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
098 Hamlet – William Shakespeare
099 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
100 Les Miserables – Victor Hugo