What’s the USDA recommended daily allowance for that?

So the other night, we were talking about what to cook along with some (not so great) steaks we had on hand, and Bob asked:

“Do we have any veggies?”

Kyra popped her head up and said, “No! I don’t like wedgies!”

Wedgies–it’s what’s for dinner. Someone has been spending too much time around her brother.

And from the spam filter:

The Author, you – super hero!
Wow! Good resources here, Enjoyed the visit!
Very good web forum, great work and thank you for your service.
Very good forum! Good info!
I is pleasantly amazed! Thank!!!
What beautiful text and visitors!
There was merrily!

In between each line (ha, you have to read between the lines, nice) were URLs for payday loans, discount airline tickets, and lots and lots of discount drugs. I is pleasantly amazed! Because when you’re looking for drugs, it’s always best to go with the cut rate, Internet ones. There really would be merrily then.

Mr. Spam-A-Lot (AKA your-IP-is-now-banned) was right about one thing. I do have beautiful visitors.

It’s Friday! Let there be merrily!

3 Comments

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3 responses to “What’s the USDA recommended daily allowance for that?

  1. *snort*

    You did it again… made me laugh even though my day isn’t going as well as I’d like.

    Thanks!!

    🙂

  2. I is pleasantly amazed, too!
    Beautiful visitors?
    You really don’t have to flatter me to get me to stop by…

  3. Oh my goodness, that was too funny! I think we’ll skip wedgies for dinner tonight.

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